Shocking Bosnia Video Proves Hillary Told The Truth!
This thrilling Hillary-In-Bosnia video is apparently from the same people who make the “Obama Girl” videos, and now we love them because this is awesome. But we don’t see Sinbad anywhere, so it must...
View ArticleWonkette Sponsors Will Take This Fight All The Way To Denver
If it means destroying the Democratic Party and letting John McCain blow up the entire universe, then that’s what Wonkette’s loyal, steadfast advertisers will do, because they understand destiny:...
View ArticleWonkette Sponsors Dodged Sniper Fire At TGIF
We bow our heads to our advertisers, who would never videotape that kind of stuff with 500 different escorts, maybe. Honda Fit Mini Unscrew America Uwishunu.com VW Ready to smell the glove? Click here...
View ArticleBarack Obama Calls Chris Matthews (And Cable News) A Joke
Chris Matthews’ beloved Hardball show had been visiting yet another demographic that has no interest in political shows on cable television: College kids! But it was a lot of fun for everyone,...
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Breaking News On Jenna Bush’s Wedding Dress!
Bitter queens, perk up your ears: Jenna Bush will wear a dress designed by Oscar de la Renta to her wedding on May 10. Oscar de la Renta mostly designs dresses for middle-aged women like Jenna’s mom....
View ArticleMichelle Obama: Very Hot, Pretty Funny
Here is your Michelle Obama, on the Colbert Report. And, well, jesus, she is very hot. Sure, she’s also some kind of Law School Professor, and will “help people,” and all that, but this is still an...
View ArticleWonkette Sponsors Aren’t Bitter At All
Thanks to Wonkette’s new advertisers on our just-launched new BlogAds! We will skip the hilarious political joke in this week’s sponsor note to mention that this whole Wonkette site is up and moving to...
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